I'm pretty sure these are not Japanese...

[pip]

...forgive the reference to a current auction but it's all for a good cause! eBay item number:332409009051

[GuyJ]

Nice lume plots.

[Mr.Jones]

Same here:

www.ebay.com/itm/LEGO-Star-Wars-Luke-Skywalker-Kids-Buildable-Watch-with-Link-Bracelet-and-Minifi/332409263191

(I think it's okay to link to this live auction, it's "Buy it now")
Both great calibers!

[ausimax]

Jan 9, 2018 7:34:10 GMT -8 pip said:

...forgive the reference to a current auction but it's all for a good cause! eBay item number:332409009051

 For that price I hope you get the complete item!

What was their name again, "stuffit_au" ? 

[DAHASCO]

With Lume like that, One would stay up all night  

[emstudio]

Need to check further for Patinas 

[mirrorman]

Jan 9, 2018 7:56:07 GMT -8 Mr.Jones said:

Same here:

www.ebay.com/itm/LEGO-Star-Wars-Luke-Skywalker-Kids-Buildable-Watch-with-Link-Bracelet-and-Minifi/332409263191

(I think it's okay to link to this live auction, it's "Buy it now")
Both great calibers!

I want to know where the light saber pops out from .. 

[mirrorman]

Jan 9, 2018 7:34:10 GMT -8 pip said:

...forgive the reference to a current auction but it's all for a good cause! eBay item number:332409009051

I think someone got fired from the IT section and is seeking revenge .. here's a third watch listing with the "double dumplings" image. 

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Black-Dice-Mens-Quartz-Watch-with-White-Dial-Analogue-Display-and-White-Silicon/332409038056?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3Df00615e5d7774acd805193253b08d0fb%26pid%3D100623%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D3%26sd%3D332409009051&_trksid=p2047675.c100623.m-1

[yellowbullet]

Hilarious. Seems like they fixed it now.