Post by normdiaz on Jun 13, 2013 18:14:56 GMT -8
A news reporter found himself late one evening at the home of a man who had turned 100, interviewing him for a human-interest news article.
The reporter asked, "To what do you owe your longevity?"
The man answered, "Never smoked, never drank, and never caroused with loose women!"
At that instant a loud crash was heard at the back of the house. "What was that?" asked the reporter.
"Oh, pay that no mind," the man replied. "That's just Daddy coming in off a binge."
