Post by normdiaz on Jul 31, 2013 13:29:05 GMT -8
When Dave was a very young boy, his grandfather advised him that a secret to a long life was to consume a teaspoonful of gunpowder daily.
When he reached adulthood, Dave took his grandfather's advice and started a lifelong practice of consuming his teaspoonful of gunpowder daily. And sure enough, Dave lived to be 100. He left behind 7 children, 10 great-grandchildren, 3 great-great grandchildren, and a 10 foot crater where the crematorium once stood.
When he reached adulthood, Dave took his grandfather's advice and started a lifelong practice of consuming his teaspoonful of gunpowder daily. And sure enough, Dave lived to be 100. He left behind 7 children, 10 great-grandchildren, 3 great-great grandchildren, and a 10 foot crater where the crematorium once stood.
