Post by normdiaz on Aug 20, 2013 3:05:30 GMT -8
There was a shipboard magician on a cruise line that had to perform his routine in a section of the ship that housed the captain's parrot.
The parrot. having seen the tricks often enough, would frequently announce to the audience how the magician had performed his illusions. That irritated the magician to no end.
On one cruise, the ship sank. The magician found himself in the water floating on a large piece of wood and sharing that space with the parrot.
The parrot looked at the magician and exclaimed, "All right, I give up! How did you make the ship disappear?!"
The parrot. having seen the tricks often enough, would frequently announce to the audience how the magician had performed his illusions. That irritated the magician to no end.
On one cruise, the ship sank. The magician found himself in the water floating on a large piece of wood and sharing that space with the parrot.
The parrot looked at the magician and exclaimed, "All right, I give up! How did you make the ship disappear?!"