Post by russtmurray on Aug 25, 2013 6:55:38 GMT -8
GOODBYE DADDY
A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story
and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:
'God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and
goodbye Grandpa.'
The father asked, 'Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?'
The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like
the thing to do.
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened
to her prayers which went like this: 'God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy
and goodbye Grandma.'
The next day the grandmother died.
'Holy s***' thought the father, "this kid is in contact with
the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad
heard her say:
'God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy.'
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as
a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the
day he stayed there drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping
at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and
went home.
When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so
late, what's the matter?'
He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the
worst day of my life.'
She said, 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe
what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the
middle of my lesson!"
