Post by normdiaz on Aug 4, 2013 11:30:49 GMT -8
A rather heavy and sour-dispositioned woman entered Walmart with two rather attractive children in tow.
Said the Walmart greeter, "Nice-looking kids! Are they twins?"
"Hell, no!" snapped the woman. "They're two years apart. Why the phuk would you think they're twins!?"
"Well," said the greeter. "I just thought you wouldn't have gotten laid twice."
(Follow-up: The greeter was later required to attend sensitivity-training sessions.)
Said the Walmart greeter, "Nice-looking kids! Are they twins?"
"Hell, no!" snapped the woman. "They're two years apart. Why the phuk would you think they're twins!?"
"Well," said the greeter. "I just thought you wouldn't have gotten laid twice."
(Follow-up: The greeter was later required to attend sensitivity-training sessions.)