Post by normdiaz on Aug 5, 2013 6:53:26 GMT -8
A certain Chinese gentleman restaurant owner/operator was always greeted by the neighboring Irish bar owner whenever he went to the adjoining dumpster.
"Hey, Chinaman, what are you dumping?" asked the Irishman.
"Flied lice," the Chinaman would reply at which the Irishman would laugh loudly.
So the Chinaman hired a diction coach and practiced diligently until he could pronounce "fried rice" perfectly.
The next time the Chinaman and the Irishman were in the alley by the common dumpster and the Irishman yelled, "Hey, Chinaman, what are you dumping?" The Chinaman replied:
"FRIED RICE. you phuking Ilishman!"
"Hey, Chinaman, what are you dumping?" asked the Irishman.
"Flied lice," the Chinaman would reply at which the Irishman would laugh loudly.
So the Chinaman hired a diction coach and practiced diligently until he could pronounce "fried rice" perfectly.
The next time the Chinaman and the Irishman were in the alley by the common dumpster and the Irishman yelled, "Hey, Chinaman, what are you dumping?" The Chinaman replied:
"FRIED RICE. you phuking Ilishman!"