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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2017 16:33:54 GMT -8
IN! Mikey, If you want any of these watches back, I'd be happy to tell the winners to return them to you
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Post by sdoocms on May 20, 2017 19:45:02 GMT -8
Why does it take longer for a library to burn down than any other building? Because it has the most stories...
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Post by Mr.Jones on May 20, 2017 23:01:47 GMT -8
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Post by rob3rto on May 22, 2017 15:54:53 GMT -8
I'm addicted to the 7a38 models now
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2017 16:26:03 GMT -8
I'm addicted to the 7a38 models now Well, with two more to be offered in the WAM contest, you have a good chance of winning one
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 17:29:49 GMT -8
Ok, here we go with Watch-A-Month #4 for May 2017 As before, the rules are simple, anyone with 5 posts or more is eligible to enter. Just respond to the end of this thread and include a joke about watches, time, clocks or your mother-in-law. This is not a requirement just a way of providing some entertainment. The contest is open now and until I count up the entries made before midnight PST on Sunday. Have fun with your posts and may the luckiest among you win this beauty... As noted before, it stopped on Mikey but has been perfect while with me. Chances are it could do with a good service. Still a pretty good value at $0.00 shipped 7dfe79adc2f0
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Post by small on May 26, 2017 17:57:17 GMT -8
I'm frist not sure is that's good luck or bad...
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 18:13:20 GMT -8
I'm frist not sure is that's good luck or bad... Good; I'll set the start marker here
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Post by mirrorman on May 26, 2017 18:33:37 GMT -8
Aha..didn't miss this one Pete.
There's a joke about lifting donkey balls to tell the time .. but I can't remember most of it.
I'm sure Pete and Dud would have had a joke about losing a watch (or more likely BigBen) up certain famous film stars VAST womens bits .. probably not appropriate for this area though
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Post by HiBeat on May 26, 2017 18:55:40 GMT -8
Guy's sitting in a bar, has a few too many, and gets sick all over himself, covering his shirt and tie. The guy calls the bartender over and says, "with all this mess over the front of me, how am I going to pick up any women tonight?" Bartender says, "No problem, just put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket, if any lady asks what happened, tell her some drunk guy threw up all over you, but he gave you this $10 bill to cover the dry cleaning."
A little while later an attractive gal saddles up next to our guy at the bar and say "what the heck happened to you?". The fellow says "some guy got sick all over me, but really it's no big deal, he even gave me this $10 bill to cover the dry cleaning" and he points to his front shirt pocket where a crispy new bill is sticking out of his shirt pocket. So the girl looks at this shirt pocket and says "well you sure are lucky mister, that ain't no $10 bill, he left you a $20." So our guy says, 'oh yeah, he gave me another $10 when he shit in my pants."
Penguin Pete, I hope that gains me entry into the May WAM.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2017 19:12:44 GMT -8
Guy's sitting in a bar, has a few too many, and gets sick all over himself, covering his shirt and tie. The guy calls the bartender over and says, "with all this mess over the front of me, how am I going to pick up any women tonight?" Bartender says, "No problem, just put a $10 bill in your shirt pocket, if any lady asks what happened, tell her some drunk guy threw up all over you, but he gave you this $10 bill to cover the dry cleaning." A little while later an attractive gal saddles up next to our guy at the bar and say "what the heck happened to you?". The fellow says "some guy got sick all over me, but really it's no big deal, he even gave me this $10 bill to cover the dry cleaning" and he points to his front shirt pocket where a crispy new bill is sticking out of his shirt pocket. So the girl looks at this shirt pocket and says "well you sure are lucky mister, that ain't no $10 bill, he left you a $20." So our guy says, 'oh yeah, he gave me another $10 when he shit in my pants." Penguin Pete, I hope that gains me entry into the May WAM. Consider yourself IN!
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Post by sdoocms on May 26, 2017 20:00:47 GMT -8
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Post by pip on May 26, 2017 22:26:29 GMT -8
A timely joke for today (come on The Arsenal!!!) It’s the FA Cup Final at Wembley, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she recently passed away. ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
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Post by Mike_B on May 27, 2017 0:04:52 GMT -8
A timely joke for today (come on The Arsenal!!!) It’s the FA Cup Final at Wembley, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she recently passed away. ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’ Haha classic! Good luck in the footie. I was at Wembley a few months back for my beloved Coventry City. We finally won something , checkatrade trophy. 45,000 went. By contrast the next away game only 150 travelled (I didnt either) two weeks later we are relegated
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Post by time4seiko on May 27, 2017 0:10:39 GMT -8
Please count me in Pete😀
A Panda arrives in London for the first time. He looks lost as he emerges from Kings Cross station. A hooker, thinking to make some money, invites him back to her flat- he says "Thank you, you're most kind". She asks him, "well, how do you want to start?" He says "I'm pretty hungry after my long journey, how about something to eat?" She thinks "Ok, won't hurt to feed him first..", and cooks a hearty meal, which he eats. When he has finished, he says "Thank you, that was delicious". She then invites him to bed. Afterwards, he gets up, stretches, and says" Thank you, that was very nice, but now I must be on my way". Outraged at first, she thinks "I can't let this one slip away, these out of Towners are often loaded, but perhaps he doesn't know "The form". She takes out a dictionary, and turns to the "p's", and shows him a definition-'Prostitute' -gives sexual favours for money'. He takes the dictionary, and still in the "p's", shows her an entry. 'Panda'- Eats shoots and leaves'
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Post by leffemonster on May 27, 2017 0:28:18 GMT -8
Count me in please Pete! I gotta win something someday... No joke from me I'm afraid, but then I think my tinkering posts provide more than enough entertainment on here!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 0:37:18 GMT -8
Count me in too Pete!
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Post by Mike_B on May 27, 2017 0:50:49 GMT -8
Please count me in. This joke may be a bit risqué.. But a classic .
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She goes in and find him with his pants down.
"That's not a watch!" she says.
"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
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Post by camrok on May 27, 2017 0:54:24 GMT -8
Yes please. My daughter told this at her kindergarten this week. What do you call an alligator in a vest- An investigator. Sorry no watch in it. But hope I win one.....
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Post by tritto on May 27, 2017 1:24:52 GMT -8
Yes please. My daughter told this at her kindergarten this week. What do you call an alligator in a vest- An investigator. Sorry no watch in it. But hope I win one..... Better than when I came home from school as a six year old and told a joke at the dinner table about a girl called phukerarda...😳 Count me in please.
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