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Post by rob3rto on May 27, 2017 1:28:12 GMT -8
Old ones are the best ones so here goes...... What does a tennis ball do when it's in the air? Looks round youtu.be/82ANkjVEpYk
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Post by feca67 on May 27, 2017 2:04:05 GMT -8
Here's a Viz Top Tip:
STRUGGLING TO BUY FAGS BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOOK OLD ENOUGH?? Take the tobacconist to the nearest bus stop, and when the bus arrives attempt to get on paying for a half fare ticket. While the bus driver and tobacconist argue over how old you are, go back to the shop and steal the desired cigarettes.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2017 5:53:09 GMT -8
I'm in!
Where do animals go when their tail falls off?
The retail store
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eeki
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Post by eeki on May 27, 2017 9:54:17 GMT -8
In for this one as well!
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Post by dadistic on May 27, 2017 10:21:26 GMT -8
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
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Mr.Jones
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Post by Mr.Jones on May 27, 2017 10:28:52 GMT -8
Just saving my entry here.
Ahem: A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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ausimax
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Post by ausimax on May 27, 2017 19:45:13 GMT -8
Count me in! Just thinking I could win is the biggest joke I can think of!
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 8:16:21 GMT -8
Bump for visibility
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Post by siralan on May 28, 2017 8:32:12 GMT -8
Just sitting down to watch The Spy Who Loved Me. Plenty of double entendres in there!!
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Post by seacreechur on May 28, 2017 8:51:03 GMT -8
This one might of been used before but here goes: Three men have a bet they had to throw their watches down a hill run down and catch it. First the man from England went but the watch hit the ground "Oh hell" he shouted Next the man from scotland went and his watch hit the ground "Oh hell" he shouted Next the man from Austallia threw his watch in the air and did the shopping had a date came back and caught the watch "Yes" he shouted "Wow how you do that?" the other 2 men said "I am austraillian my watch is 4 hours slow."
Seacreechur
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Post by Groundhog66 on May 28, 2017 12:19:11 GMT -8
What is green, and sits crying in the corner..... The Incredible Sulk BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Post by outatime on May 28, 2017 13:21:30 GMT -8
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
(Works better told live because it sounds like you said "Adams")
Count me in.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 15:08:35 GMT -8
What is green, and sits crying in the corner..... The Incredible Sulk BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Tim, you're in anyway
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Henry
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Post by Henry on May 28, 2017 16:18:41 GMT -8
Why did the Moon watch join Tinder? Cos it had no date.. sorry guys Henry
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2017 7:55:28 GMT -8
:winner: The posts are in and the random number generator picked 'sel' to be the new owner of this fine example of Seiko chronograph technology. Congratulations on your win Eleazar PM me with your contact details(in case I lost them ).
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Post by rob3rto on May 29, 2017 8:00:03 GMT -8
Sending congrats and a buttload of jealousy to sel :thumbup:
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2017 8:06:22 GMT -8
Congrats! That's one of the best vintage pieces from Seiko, enjoy!
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Mr.Jones
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Post by Mr.Jones on May 29, 2017 8:23:04 GMT -8
Congratulations to the winner!
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Post by time4seiko on May 29, 2017 10:30:49 GMT -8
Congrats Sel, that's a beauty!👍🏻
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tritto
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Post by tritto on May 29, 2017 13:48:50 GMT -8
Congratulations Sel and thank you Mikey and Pete.
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